They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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