Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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