I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You can't special order awesome
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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