Small penises have feelings too.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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