But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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