OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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