Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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