What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can't turn off my feet"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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