I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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