no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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