You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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