seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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