Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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