A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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