Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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