so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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