There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
