I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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