508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I enjoy the company of your penis
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
