what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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