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(954): View more from Florida

I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

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(704): View more from North Carolina

see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it

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(859): View more from Kentucky

After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.

(513): View more from Ohio

I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.

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(443): View more from Maryland

No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.

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