brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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