It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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