Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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