it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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