Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Farmville is her only friend.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
