if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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