But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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