I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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