so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sobbing to NWA
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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