We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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