So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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