Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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