i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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