But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
and she was petting her beer can
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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