ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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