don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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