'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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