What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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