dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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