I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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