oh god the rape fog is back!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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