He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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