I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have post one night stand depression
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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