He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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