Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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