whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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