I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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