Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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