we have officially lost it.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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