He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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